so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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