ugly people sure do ruin things
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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