And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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