Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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