He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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