Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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