it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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