Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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