Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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