All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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