Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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