at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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