I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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