i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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