why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
dude. I can hear the air.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
