you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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