Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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