i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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