your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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