You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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