five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
So squirting runs in the family.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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