No, you can still breathe under the balls.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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