He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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