So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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