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The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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