they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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