i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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