I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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