whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize