He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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