I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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