if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
