Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The air was thick with penises
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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