Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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