whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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