So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
