Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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