It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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