so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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