Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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