Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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