Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Dicks are not precious.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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