Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Randomize
