I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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