There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm like, not good at living.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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