Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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