try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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