When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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