i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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