brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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