I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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