you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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