you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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