uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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