using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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