I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
