4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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