Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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