You really coming over, don't trick.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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