you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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