You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I had to cum in my sink.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
